The One Direction Formula

One Direction is the number one boy band of  the USA. No, I am sorry. Of the world. But what EXACTLY makes this band NUMERO UNO?!? Lemme tell ya'll right here, right now!

 THE ONE DIRECTION FORMULA!:

• Make 2 albums, realeasing the first US single of each said album as a catchy, heart-throbbing song that is titled with four and exactly four random words, like "What Makes You Beautiful," and "Live While We're Young," making teen girls across the nation and Earth transforming thoughtful song titles into acrononyms used on t-shirts and other merchandise, such as 'WMYB' and 'LWWY'
• Have five attractive young lads from a foreign country where the accents are equally attractive sing into the camera and lock their eyes soulfully, making you want to throw up from the overwhelming attractiveness they display
• Make each and every band member "unique" with "unique" sayings and "unique" catchphrases and  associated with "unique" items or animals such as cats and "unique" fears such as the fear of the common spoon
• Make absolutely no front-man in the band, but play emphasis on the one who has the big hair and big smile and big muscles and is considered "the flirt," therefore tugging your heartstrings even more because said band member is so "romantic" and you just know that said band member is "romantic" even though you havve never met said band member
• Play up the foreignness of these five band members, and play this point up well
• Be sure that these five band membershave the most beautiful voices known to human-kind
• Be sure that these five members are able to make teenage girls around the globe sell their souls to said five band members

 And there ya go! :)